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retrogradesnowcone
Nov 27, 2005

smoo

do you pull the skin back to pee? are you supposed to?

I totally can't direct the stream with much accuracy if it's pulled back (not to mention the sensation is different and moderately uncomfortable). I always got the impression most uncuts did, though.

Walter
Jul 3, 2003

We think they're great. In a grand, mystical, neopolitical sense, these guys have a real message in their music. They don't, however, have neat names like me and Bono.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Either you've been like this all your life or you've never experienced it at all.

Either way, none of us gives a fuck about your pissing habits.

Walter fucked around with this message at Jan 15, 2006 around 10:15 AM

decaf.tihs
Jul 15, 2005
tester


You need to lodge a coffee stirrer into your shaft.

retrogradesnowcone
Nov 27, 2005

smoo

only if it's one of those cinannamon ones. gotta love that burn.

Dr. Farkio`
Jan 22, 2003

by Lowtax


You're supposed pinch it closed, piss so it fills up like a balloon, and then release the contents of the balloon in a crowded public area.

Straker
Nov 10, 2005

professional sex-haver


Dr. Farkio` posted:

You're supposed pinch it closed, piss so it fills up like a balloon, and then release the contents of the balloon in a crowded public area.
no, no, read the OP, this is how Spanish men historically cleaned under their foreskins. silly boy!

I just move it such that it does not occlude the meatus at all. Allegedly it works fine if you piss right through your foreskin though and use the foreskin to guide it but that's weird and I've never tried it. If it hurts to pull it back then uh you're probably pulling it too hard? i don't know what the fuck

spog
Aug 7, 2004

I seem to smell the stench of appeasement in the air.

Dr. Farkio` posted:

You're supposed pinch it closed, piss so it fills up like a balloon, and then release the contents of the balloon in a crowded public area.

Works for me.

Of course, if you have an extra beer one day, you stand the risk of your foreskin exploding from too much pressure. But that's a risk all of us men take.

SuperJens
May 1, 2003

No need for text here please thanks you very much come again

Dr. Farkio` posted:

You're supposed pinch it closed, piss so it fills up like a balloon, and then release the contents of the balloon in a crowded public area.

That's awesome. So basically you uncut guys can pinch it closed in the morning with a clamp and forget about wasting time going to the washroom all day!

Nimb00da
Apr 16, 2004

The cat problem in the park is Malthusian in scope, Randy.

I generally just don't pull it back at all and it works fine. When I'm done I pull it back and then back down once to make sure there aren't any remnants kicking around in there.

If I pull it back I find I can piss like a hundred feet. Which is fun for outdoors.

VulgarandStupid
Aug 4, 2003

Where da purple drink at?

Uhh... what the hell is wrong with you guys? If you are uncircumsized, you should be pulling it back when you piss. Hot urine is a great place for bacteria to grow, so you don't exactly want that near your pee-hole. Pull it back and piss, then put it back down so it doesnt chafe once back in your pants. Assuming you shower everyday or atleast everyday, this is the way it should be.

Nimb00da
Apr 16, 2004

The cat problem in the park is Malthusian in scope, Randy.

VulgarandStupid posted:

Uhh... what the hell is wrong with you guys? If you are uncircumsized, you should be pulling it back when you piss. Hot urine is a great place for bacteria to grow, so you don't exactly want that near your pee-hole. Pull it back and piss, then put it back down so it doesnt chafe once back in your pants. Assuming you shower everyday or atleast everyday, this is the way it should be.
I've never had any problem with not pulling it back. Like I said, I pull it back afterwards so there isn't anything in there when I'm done, and as I also mentioned, if I pull it back it has a tendency to go ridiculously far with no arc whatsoever unless I'm pissing like twenty feet straight out, so I'd have to stand over the toilet and point my cock directly down, which would be awkward.

Darksim
Dec 27, 2005


VulgarandStupid posted:

Uhh... what the hell is wrong with you guys? If you are uncircumsized, you should be pulling it back when you piss. Hot urine is a great place for bacteria to grow, so you don't exactly want that near your pee-hole. Pull it back and piss, then put it back down so it doesnt chafe once back in your pants. Assuming you shower everyday or atleast everyday, this is the way it should be.
Urine is sterile.

VulgarandStupid
Aug 4, 2003

Where da purple drink at?

Darksim posted:

Urine is sterile.



Sure is, but just because its sterile it doesn't mean it kills bacteria. It can help flush out bacteria, but then more bacteria can crawl into the warm, wet enviroment created by urine stuck in your foreskin.

But whatever, I guess the thing I should be the least concerned with is other dudes' penises.

Man Blogs Dog
May 22, 2004

by Fragmaster


Darksim posted:

Urine is sterile.

Urine is sterile as it leaves your body, but it's full of nutrients and is a great place for bacteria to grow.

Mopp
Oct 29, 2004



Pissing after pulling it back results in a shower of warm piss hitting everything in a three meter radius. Uncut gives you a chance to aim, and all the talk about bacteria?

j4cbo
Oct 31, 2004
huh?

I can't aim at all if I don't pull it back. Pulling the skin back allows for a perfectly-directed jet

Mark Larson
Dec 26, 2003

Interesting...

Seriously, I've never pulled it back, and now all this talk about how the lactobacilli are going to eat my glans penis? Its so much easier to control when the piss isn't spurting out with the force of a water cannon. Sometimes I try to pee after pulling it back, but its uncomfortable and there's no reward.

"Equality", my ass.

That1Guy
Aug 28, 2005
*insert text here*

I'm cut:

I never have problems pissing, and the best part is that I don't have to write a post about my dick and get fucked with the whole time, although it is funny.

theLamer
Dec 2, 2005
I put the lame in blame

conclusion: get circumcised!

we don't have to worry about this hocus pocus.

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