Ask Reddit asks: What's your greatest achievement to date that you WON'T be putting on your CV?
Hmm, this could be mildly interesting. There's all kinds of cool things people can achieve that just don't fit on a resume. I was pretty proud of myself when I read Les Miserables cover to cover in two weeks or wrote a humorous skit for my classmates that was entirely in iambic pentameter. Let's see what you got, reddit!
"First time I had 2 girls, naked, in my bed was 15. I felt like some sort of God." [+123]
Oh. Ok. Well... huh. I guess I didn't realize this was going to be one of those reddit threads where women's sexuality gets turned into men's bragging rights.
"I had sex with a single mom and a chick with cancer in the same week." +92
Wow. What a charmer. He's literally treating sex like a gross dehumanizing scavenger hunt. Turns out even a woman's family situation or medical history is still literally all about the almighty penis.
"Fell asleep with a girl in my bed. Woke up to that one being gone, and another girl coming to take her place. Neither of them knew about the other. Both were banged." +72
That passive construction tho. DAE rape culture don't real?
So there you have it. Three of the top five comments literally boil down to "one time I did sex to two feeeemales! so alpha such accomplishment a sex god am I."
Also, for a fun (or not) exercise, let's imagine what kind of slurs women would be called for bragging about treating men this way, or even for treating their sex life as something to be proud of. "keys & locks blah blah slur slur slur."
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